Planning the greateast bachelor party of the century for your best friend? Trying to figure out what are the must-haves of a killer stag do that will make the groom doubt his devotion to marriage for just a split second, a party so off the hook, that he will remember it for the rest of his days spent in the bosom of monogamy? Well, look no further!
No matter what you have planned, no matter what kind of a bloke he is, here are the crucial elements no bachelor party should go without.
An exotic destination
Lame bachelor parties start in the evening, but unforgettable ones mark their beginning in the morning, way before the crew’s collective brainpower is able to process the ungodly activities you have planned for them.
That is why a killer stag do starts with an exotic destination. Now, you’re all dudes, you’re simple enough, it doesn’t take a lot to grease your wheels, so you don’t actually have to wind up in a notorious prison somewhere off the coast of Miami. No, you simply need a cool destination where you can spend some quality time with your friends. Like a forest, or a canyon, or a beach – which leads us to the next step!
You’re outside, your crew is cursing the day they met you because it’s way too early, yet they are beginning to enjoy the peaceful setting of the great outdoors, imbuing themselves with the tranquil sounds of nature.
So, this is the perfect moment to tell them you’ve planned a bunch of potentially life-threatening activities, such as moto crossing, white water rafting, paintball death matches, and various ninja-warrior obstacle courses for the entire day!
The quiet before the storm
After everyone’s had enough fun, you’ve demolished the “playgrounds”, and located all of your friends, it’s time to mend your wounds and head on back home where you’ll give everyone a chance to wash up, rehydrate and regroup in expectation of what’s to come.
First, before moving onto the main event, you want to take a little R n’ R time and enjoy a nice game of poker with the boys, smoking cigars you pretend to like and sipping hard liquor you could otherwise never afford.
The evening is where the real fun begins, everything you did that day led to this culminating moment. Naturally, no bachelor party can receive its stamp of approval from the high bro society without employing some form of adult entertainment. Mind you, strippers, although fun, are old news.
So, what else is there that can dazzle your senses and elevate your testosterone production to unhealthy amounts? Nude waitresses, of course! This is the perfect solution for a modern, high class stag party, and you can find the most gorgeous Sydney topless waitresses to wait on you and your crew all night long and bring the party to a completely new level of excitement.
Start the night with a nude poker dealer and transition from a private backroom setting to the main event in a dedicated stag venue via a private limo. There, the final pieces of the perfect bachelor party puzzle will await.
A night to remember
Your bachelor party will reach its culminating point and go down in history as the most unforgettable night of your best friend’s life if you plan the final step just right. Enter the venue with music and light shows welcoming the groom accompanied by nude waitresses and a liquor collection broad enough to guarantee an off the hook party.
Finally, you want to put an icing on the stag cake by taking care of your best friend and making sure he doesn’t reach a state of blackout inebriation. After all, you want him to remember the events that took place during his final night as a free man.
Sounds like fun? Of course, it does, and if you want to give your best mate the send-off he deserves and make him cherish your friendship forever, you need to follow these simple steps to create the stag do of a lifetime!